Billy Bob’s goin’ to a tea party!
By Jamie York
Chuck: Hey there Billy Bob, where ya goin’ in such a hurry? Are the fish bitin’?
Billy Bob: No man, I’m goin’ to a tea party!
Chuck: A tea party? HAHAHA Are you queer now, or what?
Billy Bob: Screw you, Chuck. Haven’t you heard of a tea party? It’s been all over the news lately. A bunch of us regular folks are gettin’ together to protest Obama. I say impeach the bastard for ruinin’ the country.
Chuck: First I heard of it. What station have you been watchin’?
Billy Bob: FOX News is the only station I watch anymore. They are the only ones that speak for real Americans instead of all that liberal bullshit. [Mary, Chuck’s wife, walks up]
Mary: Hey hubby, what are you two talkin’ about?
Chuck: Billy Bob is goin’ to a tea party, hahaha. He was just tellin’ me about it. OK, man, go on…go on….
Billy Bob: Yeah, I heard about it on FOX News. They’re havin’ ‘em all over the country. Patriotic people are comin’ out sayin’ we’ve had enough of Obama.
Mary: Wow, I just read something about tea parties and how they are being organized by Bush cronies like Dick Armey, financed by billionaires who do not want financial regulations, and promoted by FOX News. Funny, I just now read about it.
Billy Bob: Sounds like liberal bullshit to me, Mary. This is a movement of people who can’t stand what the United States has become under Obama. Bailing out the banks and raising our taxes and giving away all our tax money to people who won’t work. I think he is tryin’ to turn white people into slaves. We’re gonna have a revolution!
Mary: A revolution? Wow, Billy, all that and he has only been president for 3 months? Don’t you wonder who is behind all this? Obama said he would only raise taxes on those making over $250,000 a year. You must be makin’ some kinda money at the mill, Billy. Hahaha.
Billy Bob: Go ahead and laugh, Mary, I know who’s behind it. It’s the socialists in Congress who want to take our guns away and have us living in a Muslim fascist state. That’s what Rush says. We don’t even know for sure that Obama is an American cause he won’t show us his birth certificate.
Mary: Rush Limbaugh?
Billy Bob: Yeah, Rush Limbaugh. Gotta love the guy and the way he stands up to the Democrats. They are scared of him. I would like to see him run for president cause he knows what is happenin’ to the country.
Mary: He wouldn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground, Billy. He has an audience and he tells them what he thinks they want to hear. You don’t seriously believe that Obama would be allowed to hold any office if he did not have a birth certificate, do you? I voted for him and he never said anything about taking guns away. Isn’t that right, honey? [nods to Chuck]
Chuck: Hell, I don’t know, Mary. I didn’t vote for none of them. They are all a bunch of crooks in my opinion. I don’t remember anything about taking guns away though.
Billy Bob: That’s exactly what Rush talks about. People who won’t stand up and speak out. You should listen sometime. You’d be surprised at what the Democrats are up to. Well, I gotta get goin’ so I have time to make my sign.
Mary: What kind of sign are you making?
Billy Bob: My protest sign. It will say something like “Calling us the fringe is unfactual” Do you like it?
Mary: Can’t say that I do, Billy, but you have fun at your tea party. See you later.
Billy Bob: Yeah, see ya. I’ll let you know when the fish are bitin’ man.
Chuck: Ok, take it easy, dude. Laters.
