Midixadryl: Miracle cure for impotence?
Pharmaceutical satire by Jamie York
Say goodbye to Viagra and to all those annoying Enerex commercials. Say goodbye to all those ineffective male performance enhancement drugs, compounds and potions.
Say hello to Midixadryl, the only clinically proven erection enhancement formula on the market today.
According to leading medical researchers from well-known universities, the dark, hidden secret about most male performance enhancement drugs is that they have little or no effect on sexual performance. These products are little more than clever marketing schemes designed to separate horny consumers from their dollars.
But Midixadryl is different. Midixadryl is a soothing lotion, so there are no awkward pills to swallow, no shots to take, and no painful catheters to insert. Simply rub Midixadryl onto the penis for 20 minutes and Midixadryl will produce an erection that will last up to three hours. It’s a miracle!
And, unlike the competitors, Midixadryl comes in three flavors — spearmint, orange, and cinnamint!
